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We used to be so close.
We never even met. But two years of knowing each other on social networking sites just isnt enough for me to be even the slightest bit important to you anymore. Even though I think about talking to you every time I log on.
But thats okay, because you’ve got your other friends, as do I. The one’s we didn’t have when we started talking. But now when I do message you, I’m met with indifference. I’m no longer a person who is first on your list.
You don’t even follow me anymore.
So this is goodbye.
Sincerely,
Me.
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- christian 1: knock knock
- christian 2: who's there?
- christian 1: faggot
- christian 2: faggot who
- christion 1: WOW YOU WOULD ACTUALLY ANSWER THE DOOR TO A FAGGOT WOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY RELIGION YOU GAYLOVING QUEER I SWEAR TO GOD YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO CONVERT OR I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN YOU ANUSPUMPER
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dear god oh my god sweet jesus
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The Mayan calendar started in 3113 B.C..
Where did all those people who died before Jesus go?
Thats 3000 fucking years of either simply vanishing… or going somewhere else.
